Breakfast shot

• Big Brown wins the Preakness, is only one step away from all the glory that is the Triple Crown. I think Deadspin said it best - I can't tell the difference between from one horse to another. I'm all for the history and shit, but I really can't get excited about it.
• Celtics come through at home, much to the relief of the city of Boston. And Bill Simmons. I think we can all agree that a suicidal Sports Guy would not translate into any interesting columns. Although it might be funny at first, it would probably just be overdone and boring, like everything else at the WWL.
• At what point does LeBron pull a Kobe and demand a better team with the threat of sitting out until his contract runs out? Just something all you annoying Cavs fans should think about
• The Yankees are in last place in the AL East. They got thumped pretty good last night too, on national TV even. At least New York's still got those Mets....
• Mike D'Antoni and that Walsh guy were on ESPN talking about how awesome the Knicks are going to be... really just depressed me. Speaking of which -
• The Bulls still don't have a coach yet.

Bulls-Cavs deal coming?

Trade deadline has come and gone by faster than the Knicks' playoff hopes, but there are still some grumblings going on - according to ESPN - about a couple potential deals. the one that we care about - Cavs and Bulls in something involving Ben Wallace.

Here's what would be real cool about this deal... LeBron James calling out Wallace in public for being a lazy piece of shit. In all seriousness, James has turned into one of the fiercer competitors in the league. How's he going to react to this new veteran taking games off and coasting through his contract. NOT ON BRON-BRON'S TIME!!

He could totally do it right in the middle of a game and just think about the ensuing fight? Wallace and his out-of-shape-big-man's-body against the physical specimen we've come to call King James. It starts with some trash talk, chest bumping and mouthing off, and then....

I see blood flowing on the court as it turns to a bare-knuckles brawl complete with knees to the face and rabbit punches to the back of the head. Seriously, I think this would be must-see TV.