Bulls-Cavs deal coming?

Trade deadline has come and gone by faster than the Knicks' playoff hopes, but there are still some grumblings going on - according to ESPN - about a couple potential deals. the one that we care about - Cavs and Bulls in something involving Ben Wallace.

Here's what would be real cool about this deal... LeBron James calling out Wallace in public for being a lazy piece of shit. In all seriousness, James has turned into one of the fiercer competitors in the league. How's he going to react to this new veteran taking games off and coasting through his contract. NOT ON BRON-BRON'S TIME!!

He could totally do it right in the middle of a game and just think about the ensuing fight? Wallace and his out-of-shape-big-man's-body against the physical specimen we've come to call King James. It starts with some trash talk, chest bumping and mouthing off, and then....

I see blood flowing on the court as it turns to a bare-knuckles brawl complete with knees to the face and rabbit punches to the back of the head. Seriously, I think this would be must-see TV.

Didn't they just trade for him or something?

According to the NY Daily News, the Knicks are looking to unload Zach Randolph before today's deadline.

Didn't they just get him? Wasn't he supposed to help Eddy Curry and the Knicks dominate the East this season?

I'd love to watch NY dump him off for 30 cents on the dollar. But then, I enjoy watching people fail...

EDIT: Looks like nothing has gone through for the Knicks, meaning they still hold the title of FATTEST TEAM EVER!

NBA trade deadline fast approaching

For those of you who don't see the NBA as a cesspool of crap, the trade deadline is rapidly approaching. After 3 p.m. ET today, there's no sense in playing with the trade machine again until the off-season.

One trade I'd like to see - Gilbert Arenas to the Bulls.

C'mon, I bet they could pull it off. The Wiz don't need a scoring PG, and might be better off with a Kirk Hinrich type guy. If I'm John Paxson, I'm more than happy to let Hinrich and Gordon/Deng go for Agent 0. I bet the Bulls would even be willing to throw in the shitty contract formerly known as Ben Wallace to even out the money.

Seriously, does anyone actually believe the Wizards will re-sign him after this season? He belongs in a market like Chicago.